Okay, this is a little more religious than most of my posts, but the whole reason that I am sharing it (i.e. copying and pasting it) is because it made me laugh. Whatever your religious philosophy, I think that you can appreciate this:
The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember...
Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer,
Rahab was a prostitute,
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young,
David had an affair and was a murderer,
Elijah was suicidal,
Isaiah preached naked,
Jonah ran from God,
Naomi was a widow,
Job went bankrupt,
John the Baptist ate bugs,
Peter denied Christ,
The Disciples fell asleep while praying,
Martha worried about everything,
The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once
Zaccheus was too small,
Paul was too religious,
Timothy had an ulcer...
AND Lazarus was dead!
And, He even made a donkey talk!
No more excuses now.
God can use you to your full potential.
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